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Also known as the the classic "two for one deal"
While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.
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When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.
I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.
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Anal counterpart to a French kiss.
Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
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Leakage which occurs when you have too much Taco Bell and you try to release some of the pressure.
Lisa let a big shart loose in the back seat of Alyssa's Prius.
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v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.
I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.
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When you fart, but accidently deficate at the same time.
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when you fart and some shit comes out
Oh no...I just sharted in my pants!!
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