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Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 24, 2021


Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls

“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls

by AA Batteries September 7, 2019


cowboy shave

A close shave in a hot bath, requiring a hand mirror, shaving brush, lather, and a razor. A cowboy shave also requires drinking whiskey neat, or straight from the bottle. Bonus points if there's a woman available to help soap your back. Self-care for the man just back from the dusty trail.

Watching Clint Eastwood take a cowboy shave in that spaghetti western looked so relaxing.

Saturday was self-care day. A cowboy shave and movie with the woman was exactly what I needed.

by DoctorJB October 5, 2020


no-shave-ember

A holiday which lasts the entire month of November. To observe it, one does not shave for the entire month.

Most commonly observed by college students.

A: "Dude, you're looking kinda beastly. Why don't you shave?"
B: "Sorry, man, no can do. There are still two weeks left in No-shave-ember."

by abcde November 17, 2006

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shaved head

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.

that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good

by joeyak74 January 15, 2010

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shaved bieber

a firefox application that blocks out Justin bieber from most web pages

guy:i got shaved bieber last night
girl:whats that?
guy:an app that removes justin bieber form the internet
girl:OMFG why would you do that hes the greatest

by wardinator May 26, 2010

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acoustic shave

the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave

"Hey man, do you use Norelco?" "No way, I shave acoustic!"

by ExtraFine August 12, 2004

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