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A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!
So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!
"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"
‘The Sheriff of Lone Gulch’ is an animated gay porn film, where a sheriff has to take down the town’s criminals, but they all get along with some sex. It’s usually played with a sped up version of Ballin by Mustard. The film is made by Animan Studios.
Man, The Sheriff of Lone Gulch is so funny!
A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.
Man 1: "Where were you last night?"
Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"
One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."
To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.