What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...
Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
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Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this
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The definition of insanity and misery
i am scared of a let me shit and daddyknivesreal duo entering my life
1) Is This Real?
2) this is a Problem
Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch
When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"
"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"
a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.