One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping
She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.
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a term for a rather stylish person that shops at goodwill,or other second hand stores, from time to time and beats the bums to all the good stuff.
OMG! I was tottaly bum shopping the other day and I found a pair of designer shoes!
You're, like, a super bum shopper! You're so lucky!
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The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
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someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.
Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?
Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper
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A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
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People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days
Friend: itβs been a month whereβs my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper
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When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.
That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.
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