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The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.
"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"
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Comes from Hebrew.
Originally said: "ptzatzot lagabot, resissim larissim"
Bombs rimes with eyebrows and shrapnell rimes with eyelash (in Hebrew).
This phrase describes an extremely positive event or experience.
Adam: "how was the party?"
Eve: "bombs to the eyebrows, shrapnell to the eyelash!"
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BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.
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A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
Partially or undigested sesame seeds in your shit, usually after eating a burger. Really differentiates the experience of burger shits from ordinary meat shits.
"Man I really felt all that burger shrapnel coming out"
I invented a new shart. Upon lowering yourself towards the toilet, a bit comes out and hits the seat. As you've already committed to gravity you can'd but help sit right on it and finish the deed. You only get hit by a piece not the whole load so I call it the shrapnel.
Damn this diarrhea, I just got hit by shrapnel.
Rides a huffy with flat tires, no helmet and a massive mullet
Look at that bloke over there! What a shrapnel