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shut the fuck up jewelry

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

by ladyhawke71 December 20, 2008

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Shut the fuck up September

Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.

person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.

by Solar.Ashton July 1, 2021


Karam, shut the fuck up

when a certain someone (might or might not be named karam) goes on about gay porn or some shit and everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Person A (might be called karam): *sends yoai hentai to #memes*
Person B: Karam, shut the fuck up

by iusearch December 21, 2020

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Shut the fuck up, esco

A phrase often used when someone called Esco or someone particularly retarded is being an idiot.

Shut the fuck up Esco. No one cares about how your teacher touches you in your special place

by Kyle Rodgers September 23, 2003

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Shut the fuck up leo

Leo your a sack of shit

Leo sucks cock ,shut the fuck up leo

by Cockis ballis March 8, 2022

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National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

34πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Shut The Fuck Up Colin

Something you can tell your friend Colin to make him stop saying the same fucking joke that he has been making since he has known you.

Colin: hey Your lookin a little short today.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.

by Bruh128596 October 16, 2021

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