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Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Signs are some made up bullshit that gives people excuses for acting out. It is like a religion for people that are to lazy for religion.

Bella: what is your zodiac sign?
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.

by I’mAFuckingAquarius March 22, 2021

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dildo sign

Another way of saying middle finger, referring to that fact that it looks like a dildo

"So, I be yellin' 'f*ck 'em' with a dildo sign"

by Bobo Brown May 10, 2010

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V Sign

Rude English hand sign that derives from the middle ages. During the 100 years war the French would cut off the middle and index fingers of any English bowman so as they could never shoot again. The English would taunt the French by showing their fingers, so as to say "I can still shoot you Frog!" although todays meaning is more or less "fuck off you twat."
Is the trademark of rock star, Liam Gallagher but was also made popular during the second world war by Winston Churchill where it took on the meaning of V for Victory. It should not be confused with the piss-poor peace sign which is the reverse of it with the palm and fingers facing the viewer instead of the back of the hand.
Due to its historical relevance it should be particularly directed at the French and other historical enemies of the English.

"That cheeky bastard V Signed me"

by ferret5005 September 2, 2006

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No sign no fine

No sign at a parking spot then no parking ticket

Look a spot ..well no sign no fine right?

by Braeden morris November 17, 2016


Sign Jobin'

Homeless people or other individuals holing up signs in public places to promote their self interests or agendas.

The Homeless man with the "Food" sign is "Sign Jobin'".
The kids are "sing jobin'" for their car wash.
Because the lady was 'sign jobin'" on the corner, we noticed the garage sale.
Those "sign' jobin'" protesters need to quit loitering.

by Havin' a Beer With Mike January 28, 2011


sign of dominance

Its when you draw smily faces all over someones paper at school to dominate the person. If you are really confident of dominating the person you can give him thibertculose(see thiberculose in urbandictionnary for a definition).

I used a sign of dominance on you!

by monsieurslove April 15, 2015


Q Sign

In medical slang, the Q-sign is a dead patient or a patient with extreme morbidity. The Q is a reference to the patient's tongue hanging out of its mouth, making a Q sign.

Nurse: Get the paddles, I'm gettin a Q sign from the new admit!

by Mister Boo September 13, 2009

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