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Silky Skills

The best kind of skills, real silky.

Steve: I've been playing drums all week
John: You'll never be a match for Bill
Steve: Why not?
John: Bill has silky skills.

by silky skills mcdowel July 8, 2009

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


silky-smooth

Silky A. Smooth is a Swedish engineer best known for his influence on the battle.net protocols, cryptography, and quantum computing. He currently holds a professorship in the department of computer science at Lund University.

In 1995, Silky single handedly designed the "b.net" protocol for D1. He later added support for SC in 1997, and an expirmental chat interface in early 1998. With the chat gateway he also released GreetBot, a simple C++ project aimed at teaching programmers how to write clients for the new gateway.

Silky-Smooth currently frequents the battle.net forums, specifically under the World of Warcraft sections. It is rumored that he is designing a new network protocol to be used in WOW.

I didn't know how molecular magnet-based quantum computing worked until Silky Smooth explained it to me...

by the hizzle fizzle ma-nizzle July 20, 2004

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Silky Smooth

A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair

Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*

by ZueceZ June 13, 2008

35πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to β€œSoggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

β€œIt’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

by Silky Reg September 20, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Silky Marlo

Knocking a golf shot in from 93 out, nothing but cup. (Then jacking off on the green)

Im bout to hit in a silky Marlo for eagle.

by jatc September 6, 2006

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Silky Minded

a state of mind, whereas to oppose complaints with gratitude and extend love, amidst hate.

With so much political mayhem and turmoil in the world today, I choose to be Silky Minded.

by Verbal Razor December 22, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

by scoosba April 19, 2012

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