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When a cat puts it's ass in your face and claws your crotch.
Her: "What happened to your junk?!"
Me: "Feline Sixty-Nine."
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Some sixties boy that reeks of BO.
"Sixties Joe reeks of BO!"
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Performed when you lik your armpit and wank at the same time
I got no female, but I always got the good old polish sixty-nine
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A sex position in which the (female) recipient of oral sex sits on or squats over her partner's face while performing oral sex to the giver.
My girlfriend sucked on my cock as she pushed her wet pussy onto my tongue like it was a cock during our reverse cowgirl sixty nine session!
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A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.
In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.
I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul
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A special burger spiced with tarragon
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger, you should try it!"
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One partner goes down on the other whilst simultaneously shitting in their mouth.
The dirty sixty-nine is one (significant) step up from a sixty-nart
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