Sket

Guy called Dev

You know that guy Dev? He's a foockin sket he is

skets

a really great flatmate

She is a bit eccentric sometimes but she is definitely a skets

Sket Pigeon

A person who lives on the streets and is a skinny diseased hoe/whore.

Look at her on the floor with her flaps hanging out. What a sket pigeon

Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja

Annie reeve is a ninja sket

Sket control

A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.

Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.

proper sket

a girl that will sleep with anyone
anyplace will do with any person

e.g
back alleys
toilets
park benches

a proper sket is Emma Davies

dutty sket

a girl who is a dirty down there and cant refuse sex

narr you dutty sket i aint having it with you blud