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a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.
The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”
“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
Oh look there’s a skid mark in my underwear… jk it’s jack rudnicki!
A paki because pakis and Muslims Asians are dirty shit skinned retards that stink of shit and are hairy molesting faggots that fuck each other up the ass stop fucking white 6 year olds you dirty stinky retarded hair looking cunt bunch of transgender poofs chop up all pakis Asians Muslims bunch of smelly shit skin faggots.
Like I said if you see an skid mark chop him up and do the world a favour
When you don’t wipe your ass after a shit and accidentally leave a skid mark on a seat of someone else’s car
OMG! He’s left a Skid Mark Mchoul on my driver seat… Again!
When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"