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When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.
Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".
Someone with the heart of 10 mother fuckers. Someone that wants to win at all costs and is willing to carry the weight of his team on his shoulders to do so. A sled dog is a selfless warrior.
Hussey is a legitimate sled dog, you shoulda saw him bongin beers for everyone and beating everyones ass in boozeball. If i dont get hussey on my team ill be pissed off.
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A home-made go-kart, boat, or other motorized/wheeled vehicle that exhibits a general lack of quality in it's construction; i.e. poor welds, aesthetics, structure, and general design.
Although the cliff edge was approaching at an alarming rate, Uncle Terry had enough time to finish his moonshine and ponder the logic behind not putting brakes on his shithead sled.
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A woman whom two men can easily use as a target to both have sex with, thus making them Eskimo Brothers.
Frank: "That chick is such a dog sled."
George: "Why a dog sled?"
Frank: "It's where Eskimo Brothers meet!"
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The cosby sled is less of a sexual adventure, and more of a beautiful piece of artwork. To initiate the process you must very discreetly drop a roofie in a girls drink, wait until she passes out, then bring her back to your house. Next comes the best part; you insert your penis into the girl, then full on ride her unconscious body, sled-style down a flight of stairs. The execution may be a bit difficult, so you may want to get a few friends to judge on your dismount/form etc.
(at a party)
guy 1: Bro that girl over there just passed out and someone took her home.
guy 2: If i were him i totally cosby sled that dumb bitch.
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An economical, practical, and utilitarian four-door vehicle. Engineered with the premier priority of efficient transportation without any regard to driver enjoyment.
Large, expensive luxury vehicles can also be considered vanilla sleds, if the vehicle has no disposition towards sport or boisterisness.
toyota corolla
mercury mystique
Non-amg mercedes-Benz s-class vehicles
That new bmw is a Vanilla Sled
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My ex girlfriend? That pussy sled was useless, im glad she's gone.
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