sleeps

A really childish and infantile substitute for the word for "days", usually used when some lamewad is counting down the days until their next loser adventure.

It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.

"hey honey, only three more sleeps until our vacation!!"

"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."

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Sleep

Something that students of Stuyvesant High School as well as other competitive high schools are deprived of. It consists of closing your eyes and going into another world.

"Hey what school do you go to?
"I go to stuy"
" O man, sorry man i heard you get no sleep"
" Naw man " :

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sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.

"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."

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sleep on

To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.

"Yall can sleep on the Steelers. They finna take it all this year."

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sleep

the one thing we never get.

Kuugo: hey, why don't you sleep?
Katsu: what the hell is that?

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sleep

unaware of one's surroundings

blake: I dont know where my beer is!
cody: Boy, you f***ing sleep!

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Sleeping

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

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