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Noun: An alcoholic Beverage
Verb: To consume alcoholic beverage(s)
When we got to the bar he had already ordered a sloan
He put on a hectic sloan that night.
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Sloane is an amazing,kind beautiful person who everyone loves. She has sexy body with abs and a juicy butt and boobs She cares about everyone and there feelings. She’s so loyal and gets all the guys 24/7. She likes guys that treat her like she’s a princess and makes her feel loyal. Everyone is always asking for pics of her hot body everyone wants to be friends with her. People are always asking if she’s a model also she LOVES guys with abs and a HOT bellybutton tho sometimes she can get flustered she always finds a way to solve her problems
#hot #booty #abs #loyal
Sloane is an amazing girl who everyone loves!
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Randomly jumping in others conversations.
Stop sloaning my conversation.
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A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.
Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.
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The worst girl you will ever be around, can be really funny and is beautiful but beware she will stab you in the back if you are not paying attention. Sloans are a rare type of bread, mostly wealthy girls who can be very kind but have a very mean streak, have all the boys lining up for her and she knows they’re there
Jace: Damn who is that? She’s hot!
Colin: That’s Sloan, careful she’s hot but crazy
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SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc
Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,
Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
look at that group of sloanes wearing jack wills
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