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When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle
Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday
When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .
I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.
When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge
Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv
A mix between slut and monger (worse then a minger) (annoying bitch)
"Dude how was the date"
"I ditched her she was such a slong"
"awe too bad"
The word slong is all about male dominance.
Even some very insecure presidential candidates with small minds
and huge egos use the word in public nowadays.
"HELL, The Art of the Deal" is BETTER than the Bible.
In fact, when I'm in charge, I'll deal the pants off the damn devil himself,
and then we'll see who has the biggest SLONG!
Slong is another word for dick or penis used usually around older people or public to not sound bad.
Jimmy your your flies down we can see your slong