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When a girl gives you head, and then you proceed to give her anal
That bitch thought she was giving me head. Then, I told her to turn around, and I gave her that slurpy swamp
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(n.) The act in in which you suck the milk out of your best friends mothers titties, and then spit it into her vaginal opening.
Dude, I’m sorry, but I have your mom a slurpy coco last night.
Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!
Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?
Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
This is another name for NyQuil or night time cough and flu medicine
Santiago wasn’t feeling well so he took some knockout slurpy so he could feel better and get a good nights sleep.
Something you do when you're really thirsty for something really juicy and really salty and really delicious
Slurpy wurpy, your juices are tasty today
When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.
“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”
“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”