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Derived from the Latin phrase: "kegma smegma".
A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.
Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.
"Oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like cock rot. Did you dip your dick in that keg?"
Keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of penis, cup of cock, etc.
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Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.
I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.
When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
An insult implying that a person has recently had oral sex with an unclean partner. Smegma, being most generally considered as affecting men, when associated with smelling it on the breath also implies homosexuality when this insult is directed at a male.
"Hey smeg breath, quit goofing around and hand me the pliers!"
"Cheryl is such a slut, the boys have started calling her Smeg Breath behind her back."
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The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.
Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.
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When you front fart but a little cheese excretes its saltiness out.
OMG! Max francis was walking one day to pick the kiddies up and buy some african bongos when his well dirty smeg hole began to moisten and erupt again.
A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.