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When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
An insult implying that a person has recently had oral sex with an unclean partner. Smegma, being most generally considered as affecting men, when associated with smelling it on the breath also implies homosexuality when this insult is directed at a male.
"Hey smeg breath, quit goofing around and hand me the pliers!"
"Cheryl is such a slut, the boys have started calling her Smeg Breath behind her back."
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The crusty build up of filth after a week of sex with no shower.
Fuck my cunt is itchy from getting pounded all week. I really need a shower to wash this crusty build up of cunt smeg away.
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When you front fart but a little cheese excretes its saltiness out.
OMG! Max francis was walking one day to pick the kiddies up and buy some african bongos when his well dirty smeg hole began to moisten and erupt again.
A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.
A small condom like device which is placed on the end of your bell to avoid smeg removal when you have a shower. This is done for a variety of reasons but mostly to pull the "smeg fridge" prank.
Shit! I forgot to wear my smeg hat and now my dick is all clean.
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From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.
"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."
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