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Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.

"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."

by Taco96 January 6, 2009

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Smoosh Push

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Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.

Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.

by Tarasaurusrex December 8, 2010

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Smoosh

When a person is extra smooth.

That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.

by Jason L Booth April 25, 2007

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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph March 19, 2011

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Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019


Smooshed

Looking like a damn fool In the face

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl

by Meeks love April 14, 2019


spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020