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Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
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1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.
-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.
Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.
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Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.
"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."
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When a person is extra smooth.
That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.
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The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
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When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.
Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."