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when a girl receives a facial the semen forms a unibrow on her
John gave me a soapy brow last night
To lather up with soap in the shower, only to turn off the water, exiting the tub covered in soap, then running out into the house and giving the nearest person a hug. Only then to put lathered soap on them, giving them a "Soapie Opie."
Man, I can't believe it. I was over at Frank's house and he came running out of the shower all naked and lathered up, then he gave me a Soapie Opie.
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Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.
The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.
after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
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A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.
With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.
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A cheesdick, asshole, douche-bag or just your standard everyday prick. Someone you think about while you are soaping your pills in the shower.
Hey soapy sack, you think you want to stop hitting on my buddy's wife?
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a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.
I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank
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