sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

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sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.

Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.

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burst sofa

An exploded vagina often found in middle eastern girls. Resembles a burst sofa, Hot stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

That chicks got a pussy like a burst sofa.

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Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

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sofa city

noun:1) Where you go when you are forced to sleep on the sofa.
2)Where you go when no bed is available for the night.
3) Where you sleep when wife refuses sex.

1)"I'm sick of your shit, it's sofa city for you!"
2)"Too many folks in here, guess its sofa city for me!
3)That bitch sentme to sofa city last night!"

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Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.

Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.

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sofa-ed

when you sit a very comfy chair like a sofa and cannot be arsed to get out again. Usally after a hard day when you know you have a lot yet to do

sorry i could not come out 2nite i got sofa-ed

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