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A soggy Jada is just like soggy waffle but with a Jada. First the participants strap a Jada down then they start the fapping. The last person to cum inside Jada’s asshole has to take a straw and slurp the cum out of Jada’s ass.
Let’s go give Jada a soggy Jada
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When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!
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Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.
I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro
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A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.
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Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.
When someone slobbers over a crisp (especially a pombear) and it becomes a gross mush.
Oh man Jude’s just slobbered all over and now he’s got a soggy pombear
Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.
"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."