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A Volkswagen Passat, Jetta, Cabrio or EOS.
Look at all these sorority girl specials, are we at the VW dealer? No Chico State, but I think one said UGG Edition, and had fur on the seats.
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Melissa looked forward to a session with her sorority pull toy at the party later.
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sorority formal drunk is a level of drunkness that can be achieved for any event or party. To truely be sorority formal drunk, one must: black out, vandalize property, perfom indecent exposure, reach 2nd base with a minium of 3 people of the opposite sex (consentual or non), cross fade with a combination of other social drugs such as extacy or cocain, vomit/piss in public, and must be forcefully removed from the venue/bar/club/house
BRO hater: Im having a party tonight. dont get too fucked up.
BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk
BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.
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Fucking one executive member of every sorority on campus is called a Royal Flush.
Jake: Bro Tom hooked up with Sarah from Kappa last Friday night. Nick: wow man Tom just pulled off a Sorority Royal Flush
Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.
Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.
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Noun: A smartphone that's screen is cracked, but still oddly functional, signifying that you most likely left it in your back pocket and sat on it, or had it shuffle out of your pants and it landed incorrectly on the ground. A Sorority Girl phone often occurs because college-age female clothing does not have real pockets, as to preserve the feminine form. Because the Sorority Girl Phone works perfectly, you will continually use it, and you will tell a different story than how it actually got damaged, because said story is often bland and uninteresting.
I used to have a nice, white, iPhone 5. Now it's a sorority girl phone. I'm going to go purchase some Starbucks and spend my night in my yoga pants.
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Under the influence of alcohol, the "cheerleader effect" becomes the "sorority girl effect." Fraternity brothers suffer the worst from this form of the "cheerleader effect."
Buzzed Independent: "Trust me, those girls look hot together, but it's just the sorority girl effect. The one on the left is fat, the second bleached the shit out of her hair, the third has blown ever guy hear already, and the one on the right has the biggest fake bake of all time."
Plastered Fraternity Brother: "They're so haaawt, Imma get it in the ham wallet tonight"
Buzzed Independent: "...and they're all wearing north face jackets"
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