A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)
Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
Where's James?
Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch
The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.
"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"
Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake
“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”
it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.
"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"