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Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape May 3, 2018


Spaff torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 October 30, 2021


Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 26, 2011


spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018


spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023


spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.

"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"

by YERT49576 August 31, 2021


Spaff

Wasting cash

When you go to the pub and spaff all your dollar

by Sphaff June 18, 2017