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When you get hella blazed before you fuck.
Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
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A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)
Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka
A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work
Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...
Reference to a chronic male masturbator.
This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.
Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.
I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.
The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.
It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!
One of Donald Trump's nicknames: "President Spanky"
Donald Trump appreared on the 2006 Forbes 400 issue cover. The origins of "spanky" is from a tale of the porn star Stormy Daniels spanking Donald Trump.
It was brought to the public's attention on CNN by Richard Ben-Veniste.
"People are starting to refer to President Trump here in Washington behind his back by a new nickname. He's famous for giving nicknames. He's now know as 'Spanky', and that's not a good thing."
Mother Jones unearthed an email between two political consultants, for the origins of "President Spanky".
"Stormy says one time Trump made her sit with him for three hours watching 'shark week.' Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine."
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