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When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.
Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"
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A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.
It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.
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The device used by older men for inserting their old saggy balls into a woman's vagina.
Hey guys, I used my new cock spatula last night to shimmy my old saggy cock and balls into my lady's punanny.
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someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick
yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula
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when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula
Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.
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When a man/woman licks an dirty vagina with toilet paper remains stuck to the vagina. Considered a insult to both the person licking the vagina and the person who`s vagina is being licked.
EX:Jenny was a Cunt spatula last night.
EX:Greg is a Cunt Spatula.
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