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The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
The lyric “bath salt, bitin speakers in the face” is used in the song Lemon by N.E.R.D & Rihanna. It refers to a case in Florida a few years ago where a man was on bath salts and cannibalized another person, biting their face.
“Bath, bath salt, bitin speakers in the face”
when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...
Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."
Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."
Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"
Motivational Speaker ".................."
Hym "It isn't hard."
Motivational speaker "....."
Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."
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We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.
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When, after getting a text message, the receiver immediately shares it with everyone present.
Thanks to your speaker text, I know what your friend thinks of my tits.
I'm going to kill your friend because of what he said about my tits on Speaker text.
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When one's speakers are reminiscent of construction and/or home demolition. This term is coined by a gentleman named Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, who is from the native land of Chicago.
...because I got my speakers going hammer, BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER
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