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When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.
Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
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A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.
Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"
Dude "......"
speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.
I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work
A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.