On February 11th is National give your girlfriend/boyfriend attention. Spend time with them and talk to them a lot
Bf:”Hey baby I just Needed to tell you I love you.”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”
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Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
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Spend time with your brother day on april 24th
Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!
You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
The uncontrollable urge to spend money
Man I've got 23 dollars in my steam wallet and I've got "The Spends" what game should I get?