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When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.
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Typically found on 4chan, spilling spaghetti means acting in a socially inept way/doing something awfully awkward
it's just 20 minutes of retards spilling spaghetti, misunderstanding each other and getting nowhere
it's not fun or entertaining
Like all things its just intense shitposting, majority of anons here cant even talk to their parents much less a child without spilling spaghetti some do it just to invoke that feeling like going to /pol/ and just baiting obvious vile shit for reactions
I will be a tiny bit disappointed if they dont have a scene of Suletta spilling spaghetti all over the floor because she has no idea how to dance or conduct herself like the country bumpkin she is
why do they seem so painfully, autistically, awkward on stage? all of them are spilling spaghetti everywhere
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To tell somebody the truth. Or the act of telling someone private information.
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Gossiping, usually in school or online.
Person 1: Did you hear? James Charles is dating!
Person 2: No way! Spill the tea sis!
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a child concieved during anal sex either because of a tear or horrible joke played on one by fate.
Whatshisname only came in my ass so i figure i'll have to tell my future child he's a spill baby.
The act of a male producing a puddle of cum in a females belly button, then she "spills the salt" while getting up and the cum spills into her vagina causing bad luck as she becomes pregnant.
Rachel: "Elijah, I'm pregnant"
Elijah: "pregnant? We didn't even have sex"
Rachel: "well, I must've 'spilled the salt' after you came in my belly button"
Seat in a bar closest to the taps. Mistakes are usually offered for free to patrons in this seat.
Ah, man, check out the poor guy in the spill seat. has he paid for a single drink tonight?