spiritual hygiene

The act of maintaining a healthy spiritual affect.

I like to practice good spiritual hygiene in order to maintain my positive attitude.

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Spiritual Gendering

A father's prerogative to now choose the gender and name of his next born child regardless of the biological realities dictated by nature at the time of conception and/or birth.

Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.

I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.

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Spiritually Feral

The condition of brutality towards/lack of fear of organized religion a person experiences after converting to atheism.

In tonight's news, three Jehovah's Witnesses were found eviscerated after attempting to minister to a spiritually feral male.

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Novus Spiritus

Literal translation: New Spirit.
The name of Sylvia Brown's founded religion/church.

Many have joined the Novus Spiritus Church.

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Spiritual Orgasm

When your praying behind an imam (for Muslims), and the verses he recites are so spiritually profound/make so much spiritual sense/you relate to them so well spiritually/they spiritually speak to you/you are so fricking amazed spiritually, that you feel so spiritually pleased (in other words you experience a spiritual orgasm). This is not just for Muslims, any human being can experience this wonderful phenomenon of the human experience/human life/condition whenever they feel so spiritually pleased or come across something that is so spiritually profound or makes so much spiritual sense. I hope this made sense.

I experienced a spiritual orgasm in Ramadan.

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Spiritually Retarded

Like mentally retarded, by spiritually

Nick is Spiritually Retarded

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Spiritual but not religious

Smart enough not to be duped by the politics of religion, but enlightened enough not to be compartmentalized by the existentialism of atheism.

Spiritual but not religious people know that a machine's instruction manual is only useful when you need to repair it. The purpose of its function needn't be clouded by the logic of its assembly or repair.

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