If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)
"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"
commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...
guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.
i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...
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The Splat Pack is made up of filmmakers that have rekindled horror films. The term was coined by Alan Jones of Total Film. Members include Rob Zombie, Eli Roth, Alexandre Aja, Neil Marshall, James Wan, Leigh Whannell, Darren Lynn Bousman and Greg McClean. The group has been credited with bringing back the era of graphic R-Rated movies and reversing the PG-13 rated horror movie trend. The members usually have their films recut by the MPAA board in due to the content of their work yet continue to have a string of succesful films.
I can not stand these PG-13 horror movies. The Splat Pack make better and more intense horror movies.
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When a man nuts inside a woman's mouth and then tickles her feet, causing her to hysterically laugh and spit cum all over her face.
Yo! You gotta see this video I saw on xnxx.com. Uvell "The Beast" Reaves made this girl giggle splat like 3 times. LMAO
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When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.
Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.
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To skizz all over a woman of your choice all while holding up a "THREE" in remembrance of the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt! I'm sure he would do the same thing.
I gave that rotten some crow splat on her buttcrack!!!! 3 style niggaz
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The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.
Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute