Spoon

Battle cry of the cartoon character "the tick"

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-uh!

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spooning

Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.

"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."

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Spooning

Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...

Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."

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spoon

Spoon - can have variouse meanings.

However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.

"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.

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spoon

A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.

Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

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Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.

What's 9+10?

Idk

Awl, you spoon!

Spoons

Slang name for a Wetherspoons pub, which is part of a British national chain of pubs. Serves cheap drinks and cheap food.

Person 1- "I fancy cocktails"
Person 2- "2 for £12 pitchers at spoons?"

Person1 - "to spoons!"