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Comfort food for the recently or regularly incarcerated person or someone who wants street cred by making an entrée whose ingredients are traditionally limited by commissary availability. Different from a jail spread in that its ingredients are purchased with foodstamps rather than their mother or partner's willingness to put money on their books.
Wow that guy aint no punk cuz he likes his ghetto spread the same as me!-said no real convict ever
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The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.
Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.
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the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.
"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."
Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe
Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.
1. When you spread your legs like a whore.
2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.
Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.
Spread Em.
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a game played in the 1800s to the early 1900s in which two men strip there pants and sit with spread legs with the feet together and slap each other's testicals tell one admits defeat.
me and my buddy played a game of legs-a-spread I slapped his balls so hard he threw up after
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1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.
2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.
3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.
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