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A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.
The lead sprinkler caused much pain in it's day.
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This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.
Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.
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when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.
Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.
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Adjective created and popularized by Nyomi Lorraine meaning someone who spreads negativity regularly and rapidly like a lawn sprinkler.
"Why are you being such a negativity sprinkler right now?"
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The point in time at which ejaculate becomes encrusted over part or all of the opening of the penis after orgasm. This results in urine going sideways, vertical, or any direction but straight. This generally results in the walls, windows, floor, or toilet having piss sprayed all over it.
After a hot fuck session, Douglas got up and turned on the silly sprinkler in the bathroom. There's piss everywhere.
When a women gives a man a blow job, when he finishes she keeps the cum in her mouth. Then sprays it all over the room while spinning in a circle.
That chick I took home last night didn't like it when I gave her a dirty sanchez so when I finished in her mouth she did the Dirty Sprinkler in the middle of my room.
Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"