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whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind you quickly pull out and run to the wall directly behind you, slap the wall, run back and enter said lady without delay. other variations include changing orifaces or masturbating as you sprint so that when said woman turns around to see what is going on, you ejaculate onto her face.
coolguy#1- "i fucked hotgirl#1 last night dude, and i did the manchester sprint halfway through"
coolguy#2- "aw man thats awesome, i wish i was good looking and didnt have to die alone"
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Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.
The period of time near the end of Senior Year when students are incentivized to reject usual social norms and hook up with one another regardless of consequences to reputation or social standing. A classic example of moral hazard.
"Hey Caroline, I know we haven't talked much since freshman year, but I always thought you were pretty cute. Would you like to bang me?"
"Whatever, why not. Senior sprint right?"
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Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.
"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"
"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."
Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.
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The crazy tweaker woman who came into sprint with ass ketchum breath claiming her phone got lost and hacked by anonymous.
"No don't think about sprint bad breath girl"
"I haven't eaten in 2 days says the sprint bad breath girl"
Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.
I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.
When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.
Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.