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When people are giving you a hard time and you can't express yourself.
Get off my back! I feel like a squashed nigga!
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Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"
A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.
Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.
The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."
A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.
We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!
When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.
"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."
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After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!
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