(of a woman) audibly expel air from the vagina and ejaculate simultaneously.
the low, hollow sounds of a monotonous squeefs could be heard echoing throughout the apartment.
squeef (v.) - to be isolated, humiliated, or shunned from a group; munsoned; to be easily embarrassed or made fun of; to be painfully difficult in ordinary settings; to over-analyze the most simple issues; to be extremely awkward and make situations extremely uncomfortable
We had no choice but to squeef him due to his incessant verbal diarrhea.
when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.
girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck
A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts
"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"