squirt

(n) a quick act of urination

I gotta go take a squirt; then we can leave.

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Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

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squirt

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen

Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck

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Squirting

Becky is slaying me with her snatched waist and body! I’m squirting!

I’m squirting omg my crush messaged me!

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squirt

(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.

Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?

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squirt

Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.

I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!

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squirt

something a sick bastard says when he shoots his baby juice.

ahh ahh ahh ahh SQUIIIIRT(squirt).(biatch says:)get off you sick bastard.

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