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When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.
Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me
Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
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The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
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When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
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A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )
I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
Verb: to have sex without an erection
"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.
That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish
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