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when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.
Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.
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To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her
She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip
When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.
Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball
A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.
“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED”
Michael Franzese
Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?
Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!
Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!
A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"