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BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.
Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella
When someone is allowed to get away with something others arent. when a particular standard is applied to a certain group but not another. this doesn't necessarily apply to gender but everything.
Politicians complaining about pet projects and pork spending as a problem but still pushing their own through because theirs is obviously more okay is a great example of double standards.
The smaller pay black soldiers receive was also a double standard
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Anything which is okay for a particular group of humans to engage in but completely unacceptable if another particular group indulges in it.
A group of girls at a party scan the place for hot guys. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as ACCEPTABLE and CUTE.
A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.
A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.
A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.
Double standards suck!
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Women’s standards are wayyy too high. Lower them pls- basically all men
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When your american and your dick so hard it's stiff as a flag pole!
Man last night I was so hard I had that American standard all night!
Or
Man I gave my girl all my American standard last night..kept her screaming!
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A girl who respects herself enough to know that she deserves a man that is gonna treat her with respect and meet the standards. If you ever meet a girl with super high standards, shes a keeper! this can also go for boys
I want someone who is faithful, loyal, funny, intelligent, smart and worthy oh and also a christain man!
HIGH STANDARDS
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The reason humanity will never progress.
From banning white people from saying a word, to men not being able to express themselves, thank you double standards for ruining the world.
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