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An erection acquired against one's will, usually at a very inconvenient time.
Guy #1
"Oh my, look at ol' Brett Hallacy. What a bulge!"
Guy #2
"Looks like he just popped a sly stiff!"
An old Australian idiom meaning "tough luck" or "that's too bad"
It is mainly said when something bad has happened to someone and to show you have no sympathy for them
Similar to Stiff cheese
...and if you don't like sport, stiff cheddar!
a 33 year old loser that still lives with his mother, unemployed, and plagerizes Michael Moore movies. Also a male mudshark.
He turned down a job offer because it took time away from doing nothing. What a stiff ptr.
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The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."
An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
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Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.
Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.
A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.
Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??
Steve: No chance in hell.
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the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition
The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.