Stinky Saddam

stĭngk·ee sä·däm / noun -- the act of conducting autoerotic asphyxiation while simultaneously defecating oneself at the moment of climax; also known as the "Deviant Dictator"

i.e. Yeah, I caught Jim doing the Stinky Saddam and now I'm not sure I ever want to talk to him again.

Stinky Jack

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.

1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween

2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible

164👍 12👎

Wicked Stinky

Adjective to describe an unfortunate or unpleasant scenario.
Also to describing something less than aromatically pleasing, such as an inflated toilet.

It's wicked stinky that Jill dumped your ass.

3👍 1👎

Stinky sinky

Pooping into a bathroom sink and shoving it down the drain, a modern twist on the traditional waffle stomp.

Hey did you use Jeff’s bathroom yet, I totally made a stinky sinky in there.

35👍 1👎

stinky slinky

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump

"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."

75👍 5👎

stinky timeout

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.

Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.

114👍 9👎

stinky snatch

Foul and unpleasant smelling vagina.

That girl has some stinky snatch, my fingers smelled for days!

42👍 3👎