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Stoked

One of the absolute gayest and most annoying words to trek its way into everyday English language.

This word is most frequently used by Caucasian GodCore christian teens and/or church leaders who try to fit in with normal people in their age group who are much "cooler" than they are.

Users of this word often have atleast TWO of the following traits:
1. They tote tighty whiteys.
2. They tote modern version Bibles.
3. They attend church more than 3 times in a week.
4. They have a higher-than-usual pitched voice.
5. They hate it when you cuss around them.

Tommy: "Hi guys. Are you as stoked as I am for the wood carving contest?"
All: "Aye Aye Captain, were so totally stoked!

If I hear one more person say stoked, i swear I'll blow their fucking brains out!

I hate the God Squad because they are always bragging about how "stoked" they are.

by Nick A. December 30, 2005

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Stoked

It means you are really excited and amped up about something. So excited and happy, you could burst.

When I first learned to upload videos on YouTube, i was soo Stoked!!

by VizslaZebra June 6, 2009

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Stoked

To be excited about something. Often used by downhill mountain bikers, snowboarders or other extreme sport participants.

Person 1: I can't wait for our downhill session on Saturday.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm proper stoked for it.

by RichardisDead June 16, 2008

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Stoked

Means excited for an upcoming event.

I'm "stoked" for this walk.

by FontE November 5, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stoke

A thin toothpick like device used to clear a blocked cone piece (Used within bongs & pipes).

oi cunt, got a stoke?

by Montyanna July 31, 2019

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Stoke

A city in the West Midlands of England that used a have a thriving pottery industry. Now it's just full of oatcake munching plebs.

A class room topic of studying ancient city would contain Stoke in its syllabus.

by Charged-Socket January 29, 2017

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stokes

phrase used to describe a thing, situation, or person that is awkward.

Person 1: I started talking about my teacher and how annoying she was, and I turned around and she was right there.
Person 2: Stokes...

by Meredeth December 18, 2005

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