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The single most offensive term in the English language. It's worse than the N word. Only a psychopath would use a term like this.
Rodrick: You are a poo poo pants.
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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When a girl jerks a guy off using her feet. nuff said.
Alex:"this chick was crazy last night she tried jerkin me with her feet"
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?
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To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.
Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date
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(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.
Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.
explaination to children of y something is having sex with another or explaination of what you are doing when they see you having sex.
Mommy what's that doggie doing? Its the stork call hunny he wants the stork to bring him a baby.
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