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Getting a blow job while eating a toaster strudel
I had the best blowster strudel this morning
The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.
"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"
when a guy lays down and a girl rides his weiner.
She wanted to ride the strudel for four hours.
Poodle Strudel is one of the dessert dishes that is made to celebrate a successfull "Pooch-kin".
I was amazed to see little Amie scarf down that Poodle Strudel in just two bites. Thought she'd be full after her Pooch-kin in the park.
When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it
Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!
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When your dick gets covered in that reddish-pink glaze after sexing up your girl while she's on the crimson tide.
Keith: "Shit, what's all over my dick?"
Becca: "Don't worry babe. It's just my uterus sluffing off its walls, my egg, and your jizz. You've got strudel noodle!"
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