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when ones dick is so long that if they are not careful they will step on it while walking
this can sometimes end in loss in size
*black guy runing*
*guy trips on dick and loses three inches*
SHIT i stubbed dick
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Peter Stub was a serial killer in the 16th century in Germany he killed many people and even his own son he would eat his victims brains . Peter would bring the bodies home and his girl friend and his daughter would cook the meat for their meals they where all cannibals. Peter was called a werewolf and put on trial and tortured before his head was cut off. Peter said he had a magic belt made of wolf skin that he would put on and become a werewolf he said the Devil gave it to him on night. His daughter and girl friend where also put on trail and burned at the stake .
Peter Stub is called a werewolf in folklore .
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An adult with chubby and stubby baby arms.
Wow, Brendon really has some chub stubs.
A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.
"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."
The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.
Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb
Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude
The actual scalpers trying to dignify and legalize themselves as legit ticket re-sellers via an Internet website.
The show tickets were sold out, so I had to buy them from the Stub Thugs.
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Hey, I just met this girl on stub hub.
Huh, awesome!
Only problem is that I don't like chicks I can throw more than 4 feet, and I can throw her like 50 feet.
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